“Man: For you…
Woman: Do you realize, I´m breaking-up with you?
Man: That’s a strange thing… is actually yours now. I don’t know why it works this way, but… I’m never gonna be able to get over you, so… From now on, every girl that I meet will be meticulously compared to you… And unfortunately, none of them will be able to measure up with the false memory of what you and I once “had”.
Woman: Well, maybe I can just keep it for a little while and use it for small things like when I’ve had a really shitty day or when I need someone to talk to or if I need someone to move something really heavy, and then eventually I’ll give it back to you when we both find someone new”.
Man: Unfortunately, does not work that way.
Woman: Why not?
Men: Well…now you had my heart, I’m pretty much a empty cavity inside, for lack to a better term, “heartless”, I will now treat each women i meet, with a passive/aggressive contentiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come.”
